ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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