So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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