Buhtt sex?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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