I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
did i just pee glitter
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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