You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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