If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It's blow job season.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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