I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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