You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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