I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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