Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Can i not drive my cunt home
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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