I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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