In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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