yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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