She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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