JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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