i just google imaged poop.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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