She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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