I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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