my phone needs a breathalizer
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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