I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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