): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
This house was built for laser tag.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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