How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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