i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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