So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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