All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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