The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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