Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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