we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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