i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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