Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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