is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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