Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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