I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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