Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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