Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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