? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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