some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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