You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
