Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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