If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
nutella sex= disaster
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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