youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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