oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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