Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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