Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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