do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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