Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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