I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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