DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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