Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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