he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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