Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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