so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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