I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Farmville is her only friend.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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