i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize