I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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