She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize